I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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