Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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