We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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