He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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