Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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