best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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