Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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