apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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