The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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