He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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