hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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