Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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