Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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