just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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