I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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go home
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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