its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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