Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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