is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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