am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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