How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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