But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she looked like the before picture.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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