brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i out mim tonsoeep
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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