But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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