Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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