careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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