I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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