Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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