you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
