party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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