I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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