What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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