Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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