Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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