Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your penis caused this!
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