3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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