He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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