i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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