don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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