It's like God shit irony all over that family
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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