I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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