Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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