apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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