mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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