Don't you send me to vm
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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