You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
