Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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