i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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