so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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