Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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