32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just googled if crying burns calories
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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