Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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