are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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