Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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