if you like me you must not know who I am
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
A+ Viking dick
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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