there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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