What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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